A: Because he had a eggache!
Q: Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world?
A: Because it has four rabbit’s feet!
Q: Why did the Easter rabbit cross the road?
A: Because it was the chicken’s day off.
Q: Did you about the Easter Bunny that sat on an
ice-cream cone?
A: It’s a long cold tail!
Q: Why did the Easter Bunny study karate?
A: To crack eggs!
Q: Where does Christmas come before Easter?
A: In the dictionary!
Q: Why did the bunny go to the dance?
A: To do the bunny hop!
Q: What do Easter Bunny helpers get for making a basket?
A: A chance to make another one.
Q: How does the Easter bunny stay healthy?
A: Eggercise.
Q: What do you call Easter when you are hopping around?
A: Hoppy Easter!
Q: What do you get when you find a Easter rabbit with no
hair?
A: A hairless hare!
Q: How does the Easter Bunny say Happy Easter?
A: Hoppy Easter!Q: How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself?
A: With a hare-dryer!
Q: Do you know how the Easter bunny stays in shape?
A: Hareobics.
Q: What do you call 13 rabbits marching backwards?
A: A receding hareline.
Q: Why did the Easter Bunny hide his eggs?
A: He doesn't want the other cute bunnies to know that he
was fooling around with the chickens.
Q: How many Easter eggs can you put in an empty basket?
A: Only one – after that it’s not empty any more!
Q: Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter egg a joke?
A: It might crack up!
Q: What’s yellow, has long ears, and grows on trees?
A: The Easter Bunana!
Q: How did the Easter Bunny rate the Easter parade?
A: He said it was eggs-cellent!
Q: What kinds of books do bunnies like?
A: Ones with hoppy endings!
Q: What do you call cute little rabbits that marched in a
long sweltering Easter parade?
A: Hot, cross bunnies.
Q: What do you call the Easter bunny with a dictionary in
his pants?
A:
A smarty pants.
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