How many Taoists does it take to change a light bulb? You
cannot change a light bulb. By nature, it will go out again.
How many Californians does it take to screw in a light
bulb? None, they only screw in hot tubs.
How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to hold the giraffe, and one to put the clocks in the bathtub.
I don't know how many high school girls it would take to
change a light bulb, but they'd sure post it on Facebook!
How many Microsoft engineers does it take to change a
light bulb? It burned out? You must be using a non-standard socket.
How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a
light bulb? Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget.
How many narcissists does it take to change a light bulb?
One. He holds the bulb while the world revolves around him.
How many whales does it take to change a light bulb?
Since we're saving the whales, why not save the bulb too?
How many male chauvinist pigs does it take to change a
light bulb? None, make her cook in the dark.
How many grad students does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but it takes ten years.
How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light
bulb? Seven, one to screw it in and six to design the T-shirts.
How many salesmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?
(pause) I get it! This is one of those light bulb jokes, right?
How many Florida residents does it take to change a light
bulb? Nobody knows, they're still counting.
How many Pentium owners does it take to change a light
bulb? 0.99987, but that's close enough for most applications.
How many KKK members does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, those guys live in eternal darkness.
How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Some obscure number you've never even heard of.
How many mice does it take to change a light bulb? Two,
but I don't know how they got in there.
How many jugglers does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but it takes three bulbs.
How many goths does it take to change a light bulb? None.
They prefer everything dark.
One. How many psychics does it take to change a light
bulb?
How many Paul Reveres does it take to screw in a light
bulb? One if by hand, two if by feel.
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