If you are good, you will be assigned all the work. If
you are really good, you will get out of it.
You are always doing something marginal when the boss
drops by your desk.
People are always available for work in the past tense.
If it wasn't for the last minute, nothing would get done.
At work, the authority of a person is inversely
proportional to the number of pens that person is carrying.
When you don't know what to do, walk fast and look
worried.
You will always get the greatest recognition for the job
you least like.
No one gets sick on Wednesdays.
When confronted by a difficult problem you can solve it
more easily by reducing it to the question, "How would the Lone Ranger
handle this?"
The longer the title, the less important the job.
Machines that have broken down will work perfectly when
the repairman arrives.
An "acceptable" level of employment means that
the government economist to whom it is acceptable still has a job.
Once a job is fouled up, anything done to improve it
makes it worse.
All vacations and holidays create problems, except for
one's own.
Success is just a matter of luck, just ask any failure.
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