A: Neither, they both weigh one pound!
Q: A frog jumped into a pot of cream and started
treading. He soon felt something solid under his feet and was able to hop out
of the pot. What did the frog feel under his feet?
A: The frog felt butter under his feet, because he
churned the cream and made butter.
Q: A horse is on a 24 foot chain and wants an apple that
is 26 feet away. How can the horse get to the apple?
A: The chain is not attached to anything.
Q: What goes up a chimney down but can’t come down a
chimney up?
A: an umberella
Q: We see it once in a year, twice in a week, and never
in a day. What is it?
A: The letter “E”
Q: You draw a line. Without touching it, how do you make
the line longer?
A: You draw a shorter line next to it, and it becomes the
longer line.
Q: How do you make the number one disappear?
A: Add the letter G and it’s “GONE”
Q; What goes up but never comes down?
A: Your age!
Q:Tuesday, Sam and Peter went to a restaurant to eat
lunch. After eating lunch, they paid the bill. But Sam and Peter did not pay
the bill, so who did?
A:Their friend, Tuesday.
Q: What gets broken without being held?
A: A promise.
Q: What is always coming but never arrives?
A: Tomorrow
Q: What goes through towns and over hills but never
moves?
A: A Road
Q: What has Eighty-eight keys but can’t open a single
door?
A: A piano
Q: What kind of tree can you carry in your hand?
A: A palm!
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