A: None of them, because you can’t get a banana from a
coconut tree!
Q: What has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never
sleeps, can run but never walks, and has a bank but no money?
A: A river!
Two fathers and two sons go on a fishing trip. They each
catch a fish and bring it home. Why do they only bring 3 home?
A: The fishing trip consists of a grandfather, a father
and a son.
Q: What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the
afternoon, and 3 legs at night?
A: A person! As a baby you crawl (4 legs), as an adult
you walk (2 legs), then when you are older you use a cane (3 legs)
Q: The more it dries, the wetter it becomes. What is it?
A: A towel!
Q: What can you hear but not touch or see?
A: Your voice.
Q: What starts with “P” and ends with “E” and has more
than 1000 letters?
A: A post office!
Q: What loses its head in the morning but gets it back at
night?
A: A pillow
Q: Jack rode into town on Friday and rode out 2 days
later on Friday. How can that be possible?
A: Friday is his horse’s name!
Q: Can you name the two days starting with T besides
Tuesday and Thursday?
A: Today and tomorrow.
Q: How many seconds are there in a year?
A: 12. (January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd….)
Q: If two’s company and three’s a crowd, what are four
and five?
A: Nine!
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