A: Your feet off the floor.
Q: A lawyer, a plumber and a hat maker were walking down
the street. Who had the biggest hat?
A: The one with the biggest head.
Q: What kind of room has no doors or windows?
A: A mushroom.
Q: I have keys but no locks. I have space but no room.
You can enter but can’t go outside. What am I?
A: A Keyboard
Q: What is next in this sequence: JFMAMJJASON_ ?
A: The letter D. The sequence contains the first letter
of each month.
Q: A man was cleaning the windows of a 25 story building.
He slipped and fell off the ladder, but wasn’t hurt. How did he do it?
A: He fell off the 2nd step.
Q: What is the center of Gravity?
A: The letter V.
Q: One night, a butcher, a baker and a candlestick maker
go to a hotel. When they get their bill, however, it’s for four people. Who’s
the fourth person?
A: One night can also mean one knight. That makes four:
one knight, a butcher, a baker and a candlestick maker!
Q: What instrument can you hear but never see?
A: Your voice! You can sing with your voice like an
instrument and hear it, but no one can see it!
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