1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
2. Sorry, I didn't realize that my radar detector wasn't on.
3. Aren't you the guy from the village people?
4. Hey you must have been going 125mph just to keep up with
me.
5. I thought you had to be in good physical condition to be
a cop.
6. Bad cop! No donut!
7. You're gonna check the trunk, aren't you?
8. I was going to be a cop, really, but I decided to finish
high school.
9. I pay your salary.
10. That's terrific, the last guy only gave me a warning
also.
11. Is that a 9mm? It's nothing compared to this .44 magnum!
12. What do you mean, have I been drinking? You're a trained
specialist.
13. Do you know why you pulled me over? Good, at least one
of us does.
14. That gut doesn't inspire too much confidence, bet I can
outrun you.
15. Didn't I see you get your butt kicked on Cops?
16. Is it true people become cops because they are too dumb
to work at McDonalds?
17. I was trying to keep up with traffic.
18. Yes, I know there are no other cars around - that's how
far they are ahead of me.
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