Jack Nicholson: 'Cause it(censored)wanted to. That's the (censored) reason.
Gottfried von Leibniz: In this best possible world, the road was made for it to cross.
Groucho Marx: Chicken? What's all this talk about chicken? Why, I had an uncle who thought he was a chicken. My aunt almost divorced him, but we needed the eggs.
Karl Marx: To escape the bourgeois middle-class struggle.
Gregor Mendel: To get various strains of roads.
John Milton: To justify the ways of God to men.
Alfred E. Neumann: What? Me worry?
Sir Isaac Newton: 1. Chickens at rest tend to stay at rest. 2. Chickens in motion tend to cross the road.
Thomas Paine: Out of common sense.
Michael Palin: Nobody expects the banished inky chicken!
Wolfgang Pauli: There already was a chicken on the other side of the road.
Pyrrho the Skeptic: What road?
Ronald Reagan: I forget.
Georg Friedrich Riemann: The answer appears in Dirichlet's lectures.
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